So Because The Doctor Asked You To Change Ur drinking Habit, U Now Drink Beer With Spoon.
You will nor kill me o, am trying to hold ma faint🙄🙄🙄
A friend of mine asked me if I’m willing to go to London… See question!! who wants to stay in this Nigeria where
-Fowls rape themselves
- You buy Suya 100 Naira and when you get home,you realise the Aboki sold Onions 70 Naira and meat 30 Naira
-You get Pirated Yoruba movie and you get home to see Bruce Lee(Enter the Dragon Part 1)
-Ghosts in nollywood fear cars when crossing the road because They don’t want to die again
If you advice me to stay in Nigeria ehn! Hmmmmmmmn just dnt let me talk!!!!!
People are just too wicked Shaa, how can I asked my friend to turn on his hotspot for me and he said he has deleted it.
Lemme faint on a mat
I was struggling with my biology practical when one slay queen asked, “please is earthworm a wild animal???”
Chai!!! Our lecturer has fainted, security officer has fainted too, we are now fainting according to our matric number, ah just dey wait for my turn buh I don’t want to faint on floor buh d security man fainted on ma own table nah
I’m not saying i hate my ex, am just saying that if i find her in hospital on life machine. I would unplug the machine and charge my phone.
That Awkward moment……… When u are laffin so hard with ur crush…. Den a HEAVY CATARRH jump out of ur nose…😂😂😂😂
FADALURD TAKE MY SOUL😂😂😂.
TroubleMaking is when you are in a canoe in the middle of a river, and you now start singing “Mami water power, powerless
When you take a girl to ATM she will start apologizing for things she hasn’t Done,
“Honey am sorry for shouting at you next week”.
When I get a Whatsapp Message asking me to forward it to
10 people or I die in 7 days. I close the message and wait for
death to come.
U are 33 year old and ur role model is emmanuella; can’t u see the devil is using ur life to play Baba Ijebu
Nobody says u shouldn’t be fat
but please be fat and rich,
don’t come and squeeze people inside Keke and still pay 50 Naira.