Ladies Wahala

WATCHING FOOTBALL with some women can be very frustrating and stressful!

@⁨Princess Mhd⁩ : Ay, who’s that guy? Is that Chris Brown?

@⁨Mc Prince Eehwhy⁩ : Chris Brown bawo? No na, that’s Theo Walcott!!

@⁨Princess Mhd⁩ : Hey! What’s that yellow card for?

@⁨Mc Prince Eehwhy⁩ : It’s a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.

@⁨Princess Mhd⁩ : Ohhh! It’s something similar to a traffic light: Yellow – warning, Red – stop.

@⁨Mc Prince Eehwhy⁩ : Yeah, yeah sure.. You are right!!
@⁨Princess Mhd⁩ : What about the green card?

@⁨Mc Prince Eehwhy⁩ : Ohhh! there’s nothing like that in football.
@⁨Princess Mhd⁩ : Which teams are these?

@⁨Mc Prince Eehwhy⁩: Which kind wahala be this na?!! God! It’s Arsenal and Chelsea. What again?!

@⁨Princess Mhd⁩ : Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?

@⁨Mc Prince Eehwhy⁩ : You no get eyes? No be red jersey be that?

@⁨Princess Mhd⁩ : Ok.. which team is putting on blue?

@⁨Mc Prince Eehwhy⁩ : (upset)… Omg! Haba! Wetin na? Don’t you know it’s Chelsea?

@⁨Princess Mhd⁩ : Hen hen? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.

@⁨Mc Prince Eehwhy⁩ : Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup? Where you from sef?

@⁨Princess Mhd⁩ : Take am easy na! Pls who’s that old man?

@⁨Mc Prince Eehwhy⁩ : Hmmm… that’s Arsenal’s coach, Arsene Wenger.

@⁨Princess Mhd⁩ : Oooh Ok….. I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?

@⁨Mc Prince Eehwhy⁩ : Chai!

@⁨Princess Mhd⁩ : What’s the score now,

@⁨Mc Prince Eehwhy⁩ : Just 1 – 1

@⁨Princess Mhd⁩ : Who’s having 1, who’s having the other 1 😂

@⁨Mc Prince Eehwhy⁩ : You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me jare!!
(Changes Channel to Africa Magic & leaves the house for a viewing center nearby!)….

@⁨Princess Mhd⁩ : (Smiling to herself) If I don’t do that, I won’t be able to watch my favorite Afrika Magic Yoruba.


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