Jokes of the day.

Armed robber: your money or your life?

Chinoz: I don’t have money and I have given

my

life to christ.

Armed robber: you are mad so what can I

take from you …

Chinoz:you can take my numberπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

A woman was breast feeding her son in her shop a lady passing by said he suck just like his daddy. We are still there separating the fight πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

My Oyinbo friend asked me “why Nigerians will lock their car via remote and hear the lock sound and still check the door to be sure”?
I told him that we like to be very sure. Our village people might have played the lock sound in our ear. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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